30 reviews — played start to finish, scored with both nostrils.
A cheap, scrappy Resident Evil 2 tribute with one real trick up its sleeve: you have fifteen minutes to live, and dying is how you learn the map. It wears its influences on its sleeve and its bugs on its face, but the loop makes failure feel like progress — a rare thing in the genre.
First impressions after twelve hours: the Assassin's Creed game that never was, finally real — a moody occult sleuth with a brilliant cat-familiar hook. Rough, unfinished, and shadowed by an AI-asset misstep, but genuinely promising.
Frogwares trades the first game's open-world detective work for tight, Resident-Evil-flavored survival horror — and mostly nails it. The Lovecraftian dread is superb; the clunky combat and thin human drama are the cracks in the foundation.
A broken Early Access embarrassment reborn as one of 2026's most terrifying co-op experiences. The quiet, supply-starved dread is unmatched — held back only by weak gunplay and lingering technical jank.
First impressions after five hours: a gleefully grim 'sell hot dogs by day, source meat by night' sim with a killer PS1 aesthetic and a premise to match. The vibe is great — the horror and the story barely show up.
A dark-fantasy roguelike where your inventory IS your build — the loot-packing puzzle is genuinely brilliant, wrapped in gorgeous Blasphemous-flavored art. Undercut by shallow combat and some heavy-handed RNG.
A genuinely therapeutic cleaning loop buried under Early Access jank and an unanswered AI-content question. The foam is satisfying; almost everything around it needs another few months in the shop.
The gunplay still hits and the gore is glorious — but after nearly seven hours, this feels like a leaner, live-service-flavored shadow of Killing Floor 2. A solid Early Access launch wearing a full-price coat.
A Zachlike that teaches you to design real quantum algorithms without writing a line of code. Brilliant, gorgeous, and genuinely demanding — but it fights you as hard as its puzzles do.
First impressions after four hours: a wonderfully unhinged 'candidate by day, vigilante by night' roguelite with real style. A promising, early snapshot — not a final verdict.
The Long Dark rebuilt as a card game — a tense, atmospheric survival loop with a clever deck-driven twist, still visibly wearing its Early Access coat. Promising, chilly, and not quite finished.
One of the greatest stealth games ever made, rebuilt in Unreal Engine 5 and handled with reverence bordering on fear. It's the definitive Snake Eater — and it plays it almost too safe.
A build-crafting bullet-hell that hands you a god-run and dares you not to grin. The gun toybox is a joy — it just runs the same bosses at you in the same order every single time.
The economic grand-strategy game nobody else dares to make, finally living up to its own spreadsheet. Four years of patches turned a fascinating failure into one of Paradox's best.
The best superhero show of the year is a video game. Ex-Telltale devs made the interactive TV format cinematic again, and the found-family writing lands every punch.
The most comprehensive farming sim ever made, held back by the same jank it's carried for a decade. Rice paddies and terrain deformation are lovely; pallet physics still want you dead.
A one-person debut that mashes gas-station sim with doppelganger horror and lands both. The dread of the day shift outclasses the monsters of the night — in the best way.
The gold standard for remakes: reverent where it counts, ruthless where it needed to be. Capcom rebuilt a masterpiece and somehow improved the parts nobody thought were broken.
The loudest power fantasy on the market, and the rare licensed game that actually feels like the thing it is licensing. Two years of free updates turned a good campaign into a genuine live game.
A small Polish studio built a Skyrim-shaped world out of rotting Arthurian myth — and the exploring is so good you'll forgive the combat. Mostly.
The most relaxing game about total misery ever made. Six years and eighteen seasons later, the mud simulation is still unmatched and the herd is still winching.
The bones of the best city builder ever made, still waiting for the muscle. Two years of patches helped — but the simulation still cuts corners.
A sequel that had every excuse to play it safe and instead rebuilt the formula around resource magic and two full parallel routes.
A thousand planets, and the magic is on maybe six of them. Bethesda's space epic is competent everywhere and transcendent almost nowhere.
The rare hundred-hour RPG where every hour respects your time. We broke the story in ways the game not only allowed but rewarded.
The best co-op chaos machine of its generation — a satire of fascist space patriotism where the friendly fire is the punchline and the point.
A debut studio walked up to the JRPG genre, painted over its dustiest rules, and delivered the best turn-based combat in years wrapped in a story that hurts.
Poker hands, illegal math, and 150 Jokers that break the game on purpose. The most dangerous 'one more run' button ever shipped.
Eight years of waiting, answered with a game that is faster, crueller, and more generous than its legend demanded. Worth every one of those years.
Hazelight's genre blender at full speed: two writers trapped in each other's stories, a new mechanic every twenty minutes, and the best couch night of 2025.